Glee Club Rules:

The first rule of Glee club is you don't sing about Glee club.
The second rule of Glee club is you don't sing about Glee club.
The third rule of Glee club is only two people in a diva-off.
The fourth rule is only one song at a time (unless, of course, it's a mash-up.)
The fifth rule is to sing at competitions without any planning beforehand.
The sixth rule is that songs will go as long as they have to—unless you are Tina Cohen-Chang.

My favorite things - Rachel Berry

Smiles on faces and hats on my head.

Cats all around me and San on my bead.

Watching the duckies and playing on swings

These are a few of my favorite things

Wearing hot dresses and that camo jacket

Digesting dinner and making a racket

Fine cigar smoking and beds with great springs

These are a few of my favorite things

Super great fashion and fine moisturizer

Hitting the right notes as my voice goes higher

Watching Blaine "dance" around as he sings

These are a few of my favorite things

Being Asian

Dating Asians

Touching his abs,

I try to remember my favorite things

And never end up feeling bad

Dating a cute girl whose really quite swell

Playing the guitar and football as well

Reading comics and giving girls rings

These are a few of my favorite things

Being badass and also quite cute

Having great guns and talent to boot

Wooing the ladies to see what it brings

These are a few of my favorite things

Being on top and winning the crown

Not being pregnant, no need to skip town

Baby doll dresses with matching earrings

These are a few of my favorite things

Asian girls

Manly twirls

Facial expressions from Brad

I try to remember my favorite things

And never end up feeling bad

Throwing the football and making a goal

Eating grilled cheese and being all cool

Big man on campus and all that that brings

These are a few of my favorite things

Cadbury crèmes and Milky Way bars

Wrestling guys 'til they see stars

Being the boss and pulling the strings

These are a few of my favorite things

When the tots go

Or no solo

And I feel so sad

I simply remember my favorite things

And then I don't feel so sad

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