PVO SALLY

Percebi naquela noite, como seria divertido morar no Olimpo. Entendi porque Poseidon gostava tanto daquela família grande e unida. Os olimpianos são tão divertidos! E meio loucos também.

Vocês acreditam que fizeram uma festa de comemoração da minha chegada? Nossa, mas foi muito legal. O Dj da festa foi sabe quem? Poseidon. Sim. Fizeram até um karaokê.

Eu e ele cantamos a música da Ke$ha e do Pitbul, timber.

Eu estava um pouco nervosa, mas as outras deusas me empurraram para frente. Eu sabia muito bem a música.

It's going down
I'm yelling timber
You better move, you better dance
Let's make a night you won't remember
I'll be the one you won't forget, olhei para Poseidon que também olhava pra mim.

It's going down
It's going down

The big they are, the harder they fall
This biggity boys are diggity out
I have 'em like Miley Cyrus, clothes off
Twerkin' in their bras and thongs, timber
Crazy town, booty on, timber
That's the way we like the war, timber
I'm sticking it in oil spill
She say she won't, but I bet she will, timber,
Ele me pegou pela mão e começou a me girar.

Swing your partner round and round
End of the night, it's going down
One more shot, another round
End of the night, it's going down
Swing your partner round and round
End of the night, it's going down
One more shot, another round
End of the night, it's going down, seus olhos estavam fixados em mim.

It's going down, I'm yelling timber
You better move, you better dance
Let's make a night, you won't remember
I'll be the one, you won't forget

It's going down, I'm yelling timber
You better move, you better dance
Let's make a night, you won't remember
I'll be the one, you won't forget
You won't forget

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane
No, it's just me, ain't a damn thing changed
Live in hotels, swing on plane
Left to say, money ain't a thing
Club jumpin' like LeBron now, bowl it
Order me another round, homie
We about to climb, wild
'Cause it's about to go down

Swing your partner round and round
End of the night, it's going down
One more shot, another round
End of the night, it's going down
Swing your partner round and round
End of the night, it's going down
One more shot, another round
End of the night, it's going down

It's going down, I'm yelling timber
You better move, you better dance
Let's make a night, you won't remember
I'll be the one, you won't forget

It's going down, I'm yelling timber
You better move, you better dance
Let's make a night, you won't remember
I'll be the one, you won't forget
You won't forget

It's going down
Timber
It's going down
Timber
You won't forget
Timber

Todos os deuses aplaudiram e pediram bis. Virei para Poseidon.

– Você imita muito o bem o Pitbull, sabia?

– E você imita muito bem a Ke$ha. - falou piscando para mim.

Nicole também estava lá. Ela perguntou se podia cantar também.

– Claro. - Zeus disse - Quem tiver coragem pode cantar.

Nicole escolheu a música da Avril Lavigne, Girlfriend. E para minha surpresa, Poseidon foi para seu lado com um guitarra preta.

Hey hey you you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way no way
I think you need a new one
Hey hey you you
I could be your girlfriend , Poseidon deu solo perfeito com a guitarra.

Hey hey you you
I know that you like me
No way no way
You know it's not a secret
Hey hey you you
I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel all right?

Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And how, yeah,
I'm the motherfucking princess
I can tell you like me too
And you know
I'm right

She's like so whatever
You can do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about

Hey hey you you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way no way
I think you need a new one
Hey hey you you
I could be your girlfriend

Hey hey you you
I know that you like me
No way no way
You know it's not a secret
Hey hey you you
I want to be your girlfriend

I can see the way I see
The way you look at me
And even when you look away
I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time
Again and again, percebi que os cabelos da Nicole tinham ficado da cor do meu, mas isso logo passou.

So come over here
Tell me what I wanna hear
Better yet, make your girlfriend disappear
I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again
And again and again and again cause

She's like so whatever
You can do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about

Hey hey you you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way no way
I think you need a new one
Hey hey you you
I could be your girlfriend

Hey hey you you
I know that you like me
No way no way
You know it's not a secret
Hey hey you you
I want to be your girlfriend

Oh in a second
I'll have you wrapped around my finger
Cause I can
Cause I can do it better
There's no other
So when it's gonna sink in?
She's so stupid what the hell were you thinking?

Oh in a second
I'll have you wrapped around my finger
Cause I can
Cause I can do it better
There's no other
So when it's gonna sink in?
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?

Hey hey you you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way no way
I think you need a new one
Hey hey you you
I could be your girlfriend
No way, no way

Hey hey you you
I know that you like me
No way no way
You know it's not a secret
Hey hey you you
I want to be your girlfriend
No way, no way

Hey hey you you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way no way
I think you need a new one
Hey hey you you
I could be your girlfriend

No way, no way
Hey you... no way... hey you...
No way no way hey hey!

Todos aplaudiram. Quando Poseidon veio sentar ao meu lado, o parabenizei.

– Eu não sabia que tocava tão bem!

Ele riu, modesto.

– Não, eu não toco bem.

– O que? - olhei para ele pasma - Você toca mito bem, não seja modesto!

Nós rimos. Agora era vez de Afrodite. Ela ia cantar Work Bitch da Britney Spears.

You wanna
You wanna

You want a hot body?
You want a Bugatti?
You want a Maserati?
You better work bitch

You want a Lamborghini?
Sip martinis?
Look hot in a bikini?
You better work bitch

Olhei para Poseidon, e depois olhei para os deuses. Imaginei eles babando vendo Afrodite dançar daquele jeito. Mas o único que estava realmente enfeitiçado era Ares.

You want a Lamborghini?
Sip martinis?
Look hot in a bikini?
You better work bitch

You wanna live fancy?
Live in a big mansion?
Party in France?
You better work bitch

You better work bitch
You better work bitch
You better work bitch
Now get to work bitch!

Ah, ah, now get to work bitch
Ah, ah

Bring it on
Rring the alarm
Don't stop now
Just be the champion
Work it hard
Like it's your profession
Watch out now
Cause here it comes

Here comes the smasher
Here comes the master
Here comes the big beat
Big beat to blast ya
No time to quit now
Just time to get it now
Pick up what I'm puttin' down
Pick up what I'm puttin' down

You want a hot body?
You want a Bugatti?
You want a Maserati?
You better work bitch

You want a Lamborghini?
Sip martinis?
Look hot in a bikini?
You better work bitch

You wanna live fancy?
Live in a big mansion?
Party in France?
You better work bitch

You better work bitch
You better work bitch
You better work bitch
Now get to work bitch

Ah, ah, now get to work bitch
Ah, ah

Break it up
Break it down
See me comin'
You can hear my sound
Tell somebody in your town
Spread the word
Spread the word

Go call the police
Go call the governor
I bring the trouble
Don't mean the trouble ya
I make the bubble up
Call me the bubbler
I am the bad bitch
The bitch that you lovin' up

Hold your head high, fingers to the sky
They gon' try and try ya'
But they can't deny ya'
Keep it moving higher, and higher
Keep it moving higher, and higher

So hold your head high, fingers to the sky
Now they don't believe ya', but they gonna need ya'
Keep it moving higher, and higher
Keep it moving higher, and higher, and higher

Work, work, work, work
Work, work, work, work
Work, work, work, work
Work, work, work, work

Work it out, work it out, work it out, work it out
Work it out, work it out, work it out, work it out
Work it out, work it out, work it out, work it out
Work it out, work it out, work it out, work it out
Work it out
You better work bitch
You better work bitch

E a festa rendeu bastante. Fui para meu quarto já era bem tarde. Poseidon se despediu e foi para o quarto cambaleando de sono. Eu também fui para o meu, muito cansada também. Mas feliz por estar aqui.