The times are changing, Cecilia, darling. Ladies, nowadays, not only drink alone but dance and live by themselves. So, it doesn't matter if you are crying for a lost love, drinking by yourself, meeting someone else, getting your revenge on the one who hurt you... You, my dear, will always be a lady. Your heart, darling, may have been broken in a half by the hands of the one that once said he loved you, but, have you thought about how his own heart is shattered in a million pieces? But you're a lady... and a lady always step carefully away from shattared stuff, so they won't get hurt.
 
That, sweetheart, was amazing (; just as your impersonation of our beloved Cecilia.